I Left My Heart in San Fran-Bleezy

by Chris Greeley

Having lived in San Francisco for quite a number of years now, I have been able to experience the beauty of Liberalism at its finest. Marijuana is perhaps the sweetest taste of Liberalism I think I have come to encounter in the City. However, it has been a long time coming: after numerous years of networking to find the finest quality of bud for the best price, I finally got my medical cannabis card. Though it is true that the Los Angeles area (however big you’d like to expand that to) has the most amount of medical dispensaries, San Francisco has a more concentrated amount of dispensaries. (For instance, on my birthday, I went to about 8 clubs in the matter of two hours on my bike; that included patient sign up and purchase-time as well.) I guess it really doesn’t matter, since all you need is one fine, local dispensary in your backyard. But because I get anxious and excited easily, I like to try many different clubs in search of the best quality and experience. If you are thinking of making your way to this beautiful city, and you find yourself in the Haight-Ashbury (like I’m sure many of you will), you should take a stroll down to The Vapor Room in lower-Haight. Perhaps you have heard of it, perhaps not. This dispensary has anything and everything you would probably want. Here is just a short list: at least 3 strands of each kind of buds—sativa, indica and hybrids; edibles—pastries, butters (coconut, too), ice-cream and more; pre-rolled joints of all qualities; and perhaps the best amenity: four perfectly working volcano vaporizers. With a name like Vapor Room, how could they not? For you smokers who enjoy a nice bong, they have a few of those as well. The wood finishing on the ground, the nicely-painted walls, the sliding-door bathroom, the miniature palm trees, the personable personnel; all make for a pleasant experience to enjoy your tasty buds with your buds. I have met a new individual every time I have gone to The Vapor Room, though they have been mostly older middle-aged men who just like to talk. But, shit, they always have the best stories to tell. What can I say, blonde busty babes don’t just linger around medical dispensaries. If you are looking to get blitzed to the dome, The Vapor Room will always have the best Trainwreck your little heart and head will desire, since they have used the same supplier for years now. But like I said, they will always have some of the finest quality for whatever you are looking for; it just depends on your personal preference of high, taste, and price. The Vapor Room, like most dispensaries, has their own strange specials specific to their club, but if you are looking for yr basic bud, it is a standard $50 out-the-door eighth. If you are willing to pay the price, I promise you’ll be feeling nice.